Louise Rennison_Georgia Nicolson 03 by Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

Author:Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas [Nunga-Nungas, Knocked Out by My]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Juvenile Fiction, Social Issues, Girls & Women, Adolescence
ISBN: 9780007218691
Publisher: HarperTeen
Published: 2001-01-01T06:00:00+00:00

7:00 p.m.

No call from the SG.

Mrs. Across the Road came over. Mutti had gone to her aerobics class. Surely it can’t be healthy for a woman of her size to hurl herself around a crowded room.

Mrs. Across the Road or “Call me Helen” is OK but a bit on the nimby girlie side. If you hit her with a hockey stick she would probably fall over. She’s fluffy and blond (not natural I think).

Vati was acting very peculiarly. He was being almost nice. And laughing a lot. And he got out of his chair. Hmmm. After she’d gone he must have said at least two hundred and fifty times, “She seems very nice, doesn’t she? Helen? Very…you know…feminine.”

Oh no.

Also he said that they are going to get a pedigree sort of boyfriend for Naomi. I said, “She won’t go out with anyone else. She loves Angus.”

Dad laughed. “You wait, there will be little Naomis running about the place before you can blink. Women are very fickle.”

I said with great dignity, “Vati, different women have different needs.”

He laughed in a most unpleasant way. “No, Georgia, all women have the same needs. They all need locking up.”

Oh, très, très grown-up, Portly One.

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